Before and after listening to Beyonce
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
capricorns would look so weird. like, “hey, do you like my goat horns? they go perfectly with my fucking mermaid tail.”
BUT ALL VIRGOS WOULD JUST BE LIKE PRETTY GIRLS WITH WINGS YES THIS IS GREAT
Uhhh I’d be a conjoined twin????
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
And I noticed something…
so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right?
Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:
Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.
DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????
JUST FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE
CANT STOP WONT STOP
Tina asking the important questions
So last night I cried myself sick because I was feeling unappreciated. Apparently some cosmic being out there wanted to prove that I’m not unappreciated because today everyone has told me what a good job I’ve done, how good and clean the bathrooms look and so on. Working any kind of janitorial job is thankless. Sometimes I fee like a slave but it’s days like today that makes me enjoy my job. I mean usually I like my job but it gets tiring people always wanting to clean this , throw this out without so much as a thank you but I digress…
Can you not…
favourite person in the world.
This always fucking gets me.